The day before the purge #shorts

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Published 2022-08-05

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  • These shorts are genuinely more entertaining than the entire purge franchise combined
  • "The Purge" series needs to hire Stanzi as a writer. This is gold
  • @starlites529
    The price of messing up the pasta salad… is your life
  • @urfaveemmy151
    “milf man I love fishing” average American citizen
  • The one character who talked about erasing student loan debts a few skits back had the right idea.
  • in the end, neither of them succeeded in killing the other, and their friendship resumed perfectly fine the next day
  • Maybe Marlene should steal some recipe books so she can learn how to make a better pasta salad
  • @SamOnAQuest
    “I think we’re just gonna take it easy” “Oh my gosh your gonna purge me aren’t you?”
  • @shituniverse1
    The “no i’m not” sounded so childish, the most accurate.
  • He’s gonna purge him AND commit light tax fraud on the side lol
  • @peachr384
    Honestly the other dudes wife could’ve made dessert. Lemon bars, brownies, heck even goodie bags with s’more supplies depending on the theme, but noooo she had to steal Marlene’s spotlight
  • @sarseike
    Well, I can say that Marlene WILL be getting purged next year when the italian family moves next door and she makes that atrocity pasta for them 😐
  • @jkhcd
    The sexual tension 😳
  • "You're gonna purge me, aren't you?" "No I'm not going to" "Why? What did I do?" "Three weeks ago--" 😂😂😂Dead
  • @poutinewizard
    Marlene is the real monster here, Cavatappi or GTFO.
  • @GuiSmith
    To quote Death Becomes Her, “You brought this on yourself.”