5 Achievements that Only Mattered to Us

Keep your Gamerscore and your Trophies! These are the achievements we made up for ourselves for nothing but the bragging rights (which we're now using in this video, we thank you in advance for all the inevitable congratulatory messages). 💪🎮

Jane: "I was super into World of Warcraft fishing" Ellen: "What?!" I completely lost it.

"I am as stubborn as I am lazy" That's it. That's the most relatable line I've ever heard. I'm gonna use that line from now on

In Skyrim, every time a guard says "let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" I immediately drop what I'm doing and go steal a sweet roll. Side note: not that easy to find a sweet roll to steal in Markarth.

In The Witcher, whenever i came across an abandonned castle or cave or house where there are specters, i made a duty to always light up every torch in the building to give back some life to the rooms, so that ghost feel good in their environement.

Melee killing everyone in every level by running up to them in full view of every other enemy while playing as the world's top secret agent is the most Mike thing that Mike can do and has ever done.

Personal Acheivement for Every RPG I Play: Discover all major fast travel points before having anything to do with the main story.

The first one with Jane trying to justify Fishing and literally everyone just incredulous about it has me dying from laughter already.

I remember a long time ago before achievements were even a thing, my brother and I spent hours and hours trying to beat the original Splinter Cell without alerting anyone to anything. If the guard went "What was that?" It was concidered a mission failure and we had to reload. We nearly made it all the way through the entire game, until the very last level. There was a guard guarding stairs or a hallway or something, and we just couldn't figure out how to get around him. We must have spent several hours watching and creeping, and starting over and over and over again. Finally we just bit the bullet and tossed a can to the other side of room followed by the inevitable "Who's there?". We managed to finish the rest of the game according to our rules, but the one guard still bugs me to this day.

House owner : "Someone robbed my house." Cop : "How do you know this happened?" House Owner : "Because someone cleaned up after cleaning out my safe."

In Skyrim I made a thief character nicknamed ‘Lavender’. My self appointed task was that, every time I robbed a place or a person, I’d leave a sprig of lavender behind as a ‘calling card’!

I love how Ellen talks about how it was her goal to leave everything neat and tidy, like no one is there, and she's wearing a shirt whose slogan starts with, "She is messy" 🤣

I'm 100% with Ellen on the closing safes/crates/doors/etc., and there's no greater feeling of having been cheated than when the devs don't program the option to do so!

"Gary Oak is an early lesson in nepotism for 90s children" - Luke Westaway, 2020.

These kinds of lists are my favorites. I enjoy hearing you guys' personal feelings about and experiences with games.

"REMEMBER ME GARY?" This is amazing

In Breath of the Wild, I had started a challenge where I tried to beat the game with 3 hearts. While doing this, I climbed to the top of Ganons Castle and got a sweet screenshot of me on top of the world. One of my personal best achievements.

I'd like to see "achievements you accidentally earned" a list a times you had no idea what you were doing was going to get anything. I'm always entertained when I'm doing something random or dumb and it turns out the developer thought of it.

The thing I love the most about Ellen is how everything she does, she's like "I know this looks stupid... and it is stupid... but bear with me, I can explain" And that speaks to me so much.

Jane always seems so badass and composed, but I had no idea she could be so adorable when she geeks out. Ellen's laugh is great and probably the biggest reason I keep coming back, but Jane's laughter is so genuine and heartwarming that provoking it would truly be an achievement to brag about.