Sri Sri: Ranker of The Universe | JonTron

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Throw 15 rocks into a bucket of water and you have the most powrful being in the universe. Rock soup is 17 units.

Theory: The reason we have enlightened "shower thoughts" is because we go up two units from being wet.

This feels like the magic system I was trying to create when I was 8 years old.

From Goop to Gupta, Jon truly is enlightened with modern mysticism.

JonTron has changed his posting schedule from once a year to 3 or 4 random times in a year. I am truly grateful.

So when Hitler was screaming "Nein Nein Nein Nein!", he was just telling us how many units he had. It all makes sense now.

Sri Sri, now that’s a name I wasn’t expecting to see again so soon. A few months ago I did this meditation retreat where you had to agree in writing that you’d show up the whole weekend. I don’t think they did anything to people who broke the agreement, but they left it vague and enough that some people attended the whole thing out of guilt/fear. We were also told not to speak with anyone outside of the camp about the things we were doing, which ultimately was just some breathing exercises and yoga. The “reward” for making it to the final day was getting to learn about the person who invented the curriculum- none other than Sri Sri….We then watched a pretty long documentary about his life, and were told that by staying involved in the organization we might one day become teachers and meet Sri Sri in person. The arbitrary secrecy, use of guilt to motivate people, and weird fixation on this one dude…All of it set off my “THIS IS A CULT” alarms, even though we were doing pretty harmless stuff. I got the hell out of there and didn’t look back lmao

I NEVER thought I'd actually see JonTron blow his own brains out on camera.

I like how a DEAD person has more LIFE units than a living one.

Remember: You are just a few rocks in the pocket away from being better than Ghandi.

Level 20 is Goku tier but y’all just aren’t ready for that kind of truth bomb from SriSri yet

"What's Tier 15?" "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT, DO NOT DO TIER 15!!!"

"Get outta here you little 7 unit mammal." Is absolutely what I'm going to say every time my cat begs me to go outside.

This was just a long-winded way of Sri Sri saying that he's the most important person in the Universe

Sri Sri has the smile of a guy who knows he is fooling loads of people and he has no shame from it

The graphic designer DID NOT just “throw in the towel” Jon. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He advanced from level 9 to 10, duh!!

The gun gag was beautiful. I finally felt like I was watching classic JonTron again.

Sri Sri is just like a kid who is making up a new game for his friends to play and keeps changing the rules during the game, lol. You notice Sri Sri is trying to hold back the laughter with each level he mentions.

Jon has truly just embraced himself as being a living meme. By far a modern wonder of the world.