His Personal Assistant Exposed The Truth | The Yard

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Published 2023-11-23
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This week, the boys are joined by Nick Yingling! The boys discuss a new patreon goal, how the boys are doing in the $150,000 COD tournament, and how aiden went on a long acid trip with his cosmonaut friends... (Episode 123)

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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:33 - welcome back to the yard
00:00:52 - yingling and slime have a fight
00:03:27 - nick yingling, the businessman
00:04:15 - 'so it's kinda like falco..'
00:06:28 - nicks ass debate
00:07:20 - ludwig hit the 1,000 pound club
00:08:10 - zipper 2 vs slime
00:10:48 - dark yingling
00:11:50 - Weekly ShakeDrizzle Segment
00:15:03 - living with shake
00:16:00 - yingling stopped smoking
00:16:50 - the final straw that broke joshman
00:20:47 - laser sight on the manscaped razor
00:21:10 - nicki minaj cod skin
00:22:58 - joshman needs to be revived
00:24:00 - 3-dots
00:26:13 - aidens acid trip
00:33:13 - scheduling drugs 2 months in advance
00:35:10 - doing acid in school
00:38:15 - the family wants to be together more
00:43:09 - beerio shamed yingling
00:47:06 - how many beerio kart matches have you played?
00:49:29 - drama over a vape at a wedding
00:51:44 - Hello Fresh!
00:54:08 - having a kid
00:55:06 - would 50 year old ludwig hang out with us?
00:55:52 - ludwig didn't want to hire yingling
00:56:45 - the mario slack incident
00:58:40 - yingling at the subaton 2.0
00:59:57 - yinglings most vunerable moment
01:01:59 - drunk yingling lost at night in vancouver
01:04:15 - rolling down the stairs in the poop house
01:07:55 - nick & yingling have been learning COD terminology
01:08:20 - nick learns the wrong callouts
01:10:56 - the boys talk about the COD tournament
01:19:15 - nick sneaks to another toilet for just the bidet
01:21:35 - getting surgery
01:24:33 - slime's forever grudge against ludwig, stanz & atrioc has new evidence
01:25:50 - panda express
01:31:14 - things we like about ludwig

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All Comments (21)
  • @stevenl9395
    Nick is right, I totally thought yingling was a responsible, suit-wearing, business man/nerd before this episode 😂
  • @Maria_745
    Aiden putting "do acid" in his calendar 2 months in advance is the most Aiden thing ever
  • @oyskal
    The entire family roleplay bit is probably a top 5 moment in Yard history
  • @pxlatedskillz280
    Honestly Yingling is like a combination of all the yard cast. Ludwig’s god fuelled wrath, Aidens similar voice tone and defensiveness, Slimes general humor and then vague parts of nick
  • @SafeHawke
    They finally brought forth Ludwig's strongest soldier
  • @skatefailmv
    We need Aimen to take every Drug there is for podcasting reasons. His stories are always hilarious. Also Slime and Nick roasting while genuinely caring is heartwarming.
  • @cocalicoman
    The family dynamics between these loving moms and their children are perfect
  • @ricochico1144
    I gotta say, despite never having appeared in any episode, Zipper2 is potentially the funniest person in The Yard Extended Universe™
  • Nick Yingling kinda look like if Ludwig was Québécois instead of normal French
  • @Brutalic
    Yingling threatened to put a hole in the wall within the first thirty seconds this is gonna be awesome
  • @TankDostal
    this thanksgiving i’m thankful to finally get a yingling yard ep
  • @Butternoob2000
    Aiden is such a good story teller. This and his swift baby sitting story are top of all time. His stories feel like an eternity but you want to stay there the whole time
  • I always like hearing the yard boys talking about snus and tobacco products like Zyn because it’s such a good outside view into the depraved world of Swedish people lmao For one, they’re talking about 3-dots and 4-dots; my coworkers (who are somewhere in the middle on the nicotine addiction spectrum) typically drop a dozen or so 5-dots a day. There is even an elusive 6-dot, though they don’t think it’s worth the extra cost for relatively little extra effect. Stacking two pouches at the same time is also a common move, even the 54 year old middle class white women at my job do that pretty regularly. The most elusive is the so-called Albatross, which is where you put in 4 at the same time - that’s usually enough to get even the most jaded addicts to feel sick though. Ultimately, I think the Americans/Australians still have a long way to go down into the pit of depravity before they reach the depths of the Swedish/Nordic worker. I know motherfuckers who will drop two or three 5-dots, a Celsius energy drink and two cups of coffee before 9 AM, and they’re not even the slightest bit wired.
  • @taylifts
    Aiden's description of typing a text on acid sounds exactly like whenever i try to type something in a dream and that was honestly a more coherent message than I'd expect
  • @Pxylplays
    Very very good episode, guests with prior chemistry just have the IT factor when it comes to making good episodes, josh miles yingling etc
  • @cbdkills.7903
    planning your LSD trip way ahead is definitely the most adult thing to do
  • @nogard0497
    I’ve been a Yingling fan since he was on Radio Melee right before his Smash Summit appearance. The GOAT is finally being recognized by his friends!
  • @JaimieWFYT
    The boys and yingling were great this ep, but the sleeper MVP is Zipper2, every story she was a part of this ep was really funny.
  • @TocloseamI
    If Blingbling doesn't hit the Penjamin once this episode...