Top 10 Most Hilarious Simpsons Quotes
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Published 2017-10-01
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Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and the whole gang have said some pretty memorable quotes throughout the show's 28 seasons. We'll be looking at some of the funniest and greatest quotes and phrases from The Simpsons, such as "Sex Cauldron," "You Don't Win Friends with Salad", "I Am So Smart", "I Used To Be With It", and "Full of Chocolate." Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the top 10 Simpsons Quotes.
#10. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers
#9. You Don’t Win Friends with Salad
#8. Making People Happy
#7. Sex Cauldron
#6. Stupid Sexy Flanders
#5. That’s Unpossible
#4. Full of Chocolate
#3, #2, #1: ???
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All Comments (21)
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"I have three kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and three money?" best quote ever
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"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" -Homer (my favorite Simpsons quote)
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What about when Homer says "I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman."
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The best quote is when marge says to homer...."The plant just called and said if you don't show up for work tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday." To which Homer replies "WOOHOO 4 day weekend!"
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"Trying is the first step to failure," Homer Simpson.
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According to the commentary for Homer Goes to College, Dan Castellaneta got so into character while chanting "I am so smart" that he actually accidentally misspelled the word "smart." Instead of cutting, however, he stayed in character and finished the take.
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Fun fact: Dan Castellaneta accidentally said "S-M-R-T." It was so funny they threw it in. The Simpsons is Good.
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What's probably my favourite is: over the phone: Marge: "Homer, I've got someone here who can help you", Homer: "Batman?", Marge: "No, he's a scientist", Homer: "Batman's a scientist", Marge: "It's not Batman!", from the monorail episode
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A glaring omission: Homer (to Bart): "Son, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is....never try!" There's at least 3 times a week where that quote is useful.
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what about... Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Homer: Woohoo!
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Me fail English? That's UnPossible!
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(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” (L) “Yes” (H) “Bacon?” (L) “Yes Dad” (H) "Ham?” (L) “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” (H) “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!” That right there is a winner.
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"Le grill?? What the hell is that??"
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"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something"
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You forgot the quote that sums up all customer service reps "Lisa, just because I don't care; doesn't mean I don't understand."
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"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax."
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"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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“Hello mr Thompson, I think he’s talking to you” 😂 When a girl says nothings wrong that means everything’s wrong and when a girl says everything’s wrong that means EVERYTHINGS wrong” 😂 funny and the truest words ever said by homer 😂
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Ralph has so many quotes by himself: "I'm learneding!", "I can taste purple!" "You choo-choo-choose me?" and of course, "I bent my Wookie."
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"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star". Abraham Simpson
