Bill Maher's Guide to G.A.M.E. | Real Time (HBO)

“If you want to bone, put down the phone” 😂😂😂💀💀

“We need to first white board the issue so we can drill down on the game changing paradigm shift that really squeezes the juice out of a more goal-oriented approach that can move the needle.” Every corporate talk ever!!!

"Your shoes shouldn't look like Bathtub Toys" Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

"The greatest pickup line is still "hello"" is one of the most profound things I've ever heard

I simply don't buy the "kids today aren't interested in sex". They're just afraid. Kids are simply too online. Guys are afraid of being "toxic" and the "girl boss" archetype isn't sexy to most guys.

If you wanna be with women, it's important that you like women.

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a woman who would get really mad if she heard me say that." -Mitch Hedberg

“You’re NOT THEM!” 😂😂😂

As a long time Bill enthusiast. This is some of his best work. Well done Bill.

It's so true about how millennial men dress these days. I hardly ever see a guy wear a suit and tie. The description of the crocs as bathtub toys was awesome!

I know that Bill is doing a bit here with the blue jeans and the black shirt, but it’s honestly a fucking great look for him. He looks fantastic.

0:39 There was a WSJ article recently or some other newspaper that said that a lot of Gen Z women consider themselves to "be in a relationship" after they have gone out once with a guy. And that guy is usually going out with several different women but doesn't consider himself to be in a relationship with any of them.

I know Bill Maher, says a lot of crazy stuff but, I wasn't expecting this, what a man.👍

It’s not lesbians, Bill, it’s that age group dating older men.

Okay, this was a stretch and I admire that. He nailed it too. All those wretched buzzwords and the ludicrous style of TED talks! 😃😂😅🤣 And the writers should take a bow as well.

My father told me to never deny a man the chance to be a gentleman, he was raised to open the door and pull your chair out for you, make sure to thank him when he does.

The part about dressing and grooming is 100% accurate. I’ve seen young people out in public in pajama pants and raggedy logo T shirts and it’s sad. They can’t even muster a nice trouser and crisp shirt/sportcoat. It’s sad. Clothing/grooming is a reflection of self esteem From my observation at least half of our people look like they got their clothes from the goodwill dumpster. No hot guy or gal would be interested in somebody who shows up slovenly or unkempt. It started with ‘casual Friday’ and now it’s ’homeless chic’. 😂 You deserve an Emmy for this season Bill great writing. 🎉

The black t-shirt and jeans look is worth revisiting.🙂 Dude does not look 68.

Love this talk! Thanks Bill.

Bill is doing Casual Friday in real time.