Drinker's Chasers - Rebel Moon Part 2 Is Hilariously Bad
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Published 2024-04-26
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Zack snyder confused cold fusion with coal fusion, change my mind
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"He who controls the spice coal, controls the universe!"
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It’s pretty tricky getting coal to burn in space with no oxygen
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Let's see, who does our heroine kill in this movie? -A child -a team of non-combatant medics -a crew of unarmed 19th century laborers -an imprisoned god
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Rey Palpatine: "I am the worst sci-fi Mary Sue ever!" Kora: "Hold my grain."
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The fact that Zack honestly thinks that he can make a 6 film franchise out of this is laughable. I'm honestly shocked the sequel managed to get greenlit.
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Those coal guys were just “mining their own business” 😂
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Lets not forget that just in one day the villagers constructed a tunnel system that would have taken world war one engineers a month.
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The notion that they think defeating one dreadnought won't bring 34 more of them next week is my favorite part of the movie.
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They need to burn the Space Gods feet with coal to remind it who is the boss. 😂😂
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They're using no ordinary coals, they're using space coals.
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I loved the part where Kora said "It's coalin' time", and she started coaling all over the place. Really spoke to me as a strong empowered woman.
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12:50 Zach Snyder is like my boss telling me to make all of the text in an advertisement bold. If ALL of the text is bold, NONE of the text is bold.
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The grain must flow. Whoever controls the grain controls the universe!
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I cannot wait for the mega-director's cuts that will "explain everything properly" which is "in a completely different universe, as they are a completely different version". Anyone admitting they put out a sub-standard version on purpose deserves a chance to fail harder. Only by knowing the Lord of Edge will the cult of Snyder truly know it is over. If they create a cult around JJ we are all doomed.
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Hearing drinker describes Zack Snyder, Zack sounds like a human large language model
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A true Scotsman doing a fake " Scotty" accent brought such joy to my bitter heart. It really drives home how bad that accent was but how iconic it was at the same time
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Rebel Moon is literally Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k fanfiction in a nutshell.
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I love the fact that Kora is really the "Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight" from the Tick placing bombs throughout the Comet Club. Quite possibly my favorite super villain in all of comics.
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In the 1936 Flash Gordan TV serial with Buster Crabbe, they have a coal powered floating city. It was kind of silly back then when coal powered ships and stuff was still in living memory, we have coal power plants today but we don't have people shovel the coal into them. But a coal powered spaceship? What were you thinking, Zack? Were you thinking?
