Is This As Horrible As Everyone is Saying

Dune 2 cost 190m, this shitheap cost 180m

Being stabbed by a knife has proven to be more lethal than a lightsaber in Disney Star Wars. Wild times.

Godzilla minus one budget: 15 million. Acolyte: 180 million. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Pretty embarrassing for Disney to print an article calling fans embarrassing for not liking this atrocious show.

The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of 180 million dollars.

Calling it now. We'll have a "I am your mother" scene in the finale

The Vespa chase scene isn't even the worst chase scene in Star Wars. The scene from the Obi-Wan Kenobi series was much worse. Trained bounty hunters running into clearly visible obstacles and comically let her escape through narrow paths that they could easily fit through until Leia runs right up to her pursuers and they capture her anyway. This is also the same series where Obi-Wan smuggles that same child out of a top secret Imperial Prison using the old child in a trenchcoat technique.

Proof that critics know nothing. Theres no need for their existence. Just stop. Audience score is the only honorable system we have rn.

It's funny how Disney bought a money printing machine and somehow managed to eff it up

Remember kids, hate watching is supporting Disney.

Hey guys, get this: According to the bought and paid for news articles of Acolyte, everyone who hates it is just toxic, and the series is misunderstood! I kid you not, they are legit blaming the fans for the commercial failure of the show. Man, I never knew I could spontaneously become bigoted just from watching Acolyte!

Disney try not to write cringey dialogue challenge level impossible

At this point Disney is like a band desperately trying to recreate their one hit song but missing every time because they sacrificed the melody, rhythm, and lyrics.

Dont hate watch it people, disney need to be punished with as low viewing numbers as possible.

Dude spends a decade in a force field, meditating, somehow lives without eating, drinking or pooping, gets talked into killing himself in 30 seconds, saying "I've been expecting you, Mae." Mae, NOT Osha! Meaning he KNEW Mae survived...and he tells no one????!!! Especially the grieving sister?!? There's no coming back from such idiotic writing.

The claw machine trying and failing to pick up the blender cups is far more well-written than Acolyte.

2:25 Machine wakes up 2:37 Claw goes down for the first time, fails 2:58 Claw begins to move, cut out 3:05 Claw moves firstly from left to right, then from front to back 3:19 Claw lightly adjusts its location 11:24 Claw stumbles a little, but succedes in traversing the box 11:33 Claw tries for the second time, fails, but is slowly learning, then goes to default location 12:51 Claw tries to position itself more precisely 13:11 Claw's third attempt is a complete failure, goes back to meditate a little 14:44 Claw tries a different approach 14:52 Fourth and last attempt for the Holy Grail, fails, but shows promise

We used to absolutely hate on Jar-Jar Binks... we never knew how truly good we had it.

Critics are an absolute joke. The Rotten Tomato critic score is 84%, audience score is 15%. Why are critics still a thing? Who listens to those buffoons?

"Steel doesn't work against Jedi" Disney writes as a Jedi dies to a dagger in the opening episode.