The Problem With Being the biggest Pick-Me on TikTok JustPearlyThings 😮‍💨

The way that lady got dragged, gathered, and then cleared in that first clip. That was fucking BRUTAL lmaooo

“The sanctity of marriage also relies on the woman being a virgin, so you wouldn’t be able to get married.” THE WAY THAT GOT ME CACKLING 💀

I think the reason she wants divorce to be illegal is because when she finally convinces a man to marry her he won't be able to leave 💀

As a woman who’s 6’2” I’ve literally never had issues dating. Her problem is not her height, it’s her everything else lol

I speak for every woman when I say that we don’t claim her 🤡

imagine your own daughter calling you a whale 😭😭

So she says women should go out and do the dangerous jobs: Oil rig worker, police officer, military. But she would get upset if a qualified officer, that’s a woman, came to help her? The logic.

"i'd rather be a pick-me than a skip-me" girlie says while being single... shes a pick-me and skip-me at the same time lmao

Pearl telling women to be submissive while aggressively dominating conversations is hilariously hypocritical. She's also the world biggest pick-me and it's SO CRINGEY

The virgin part took me out... choked on both air and Saliva all at once

As a female crime scene investigator--a female dominated industry--the "women aren't in dangerous jobs thing made me giggle. We are. You just don't see us represented in movies so you have a skewed view of a lot of jobs. Case and point: almost half of FBI agents are women, and a third of CIA agents are women. Pearl needs to get off the computer and go outside and touch grass. Lot of women cops and plumbers where I live. But I guess being a wealthy girl, she doesn't know too many blue collar people.

THE FACT SHE PLAYED HERSELF ON THE WHOLE MARRIAGE THING, EVEN THO SHE DID IT BEFORE MARRIAGE OMLLL 😭

She’s 26 and comes from a rich family?? I never would’ve believe those from looking at her, I thought she was way older.

She's such a pick me but for some reason no one is picking her😕. Telling wives how to wife but you're not someone's wife is crazy to me

shes always telling everyone what she thinks but the problem is that she doesn't think

"I don't think we should ban people off of social media. I think it should be illegal unless they're inciting violence." SHE IS. She is inciting violence deep within me.

When Even Pierce Morgan looks normal next to her you know something is wrong

Refuse to believe she's not a social experiment

The “ my mom was a whale at one point" got me rolling😅😅😂 like wtf I love your videos and the editing it top notch, thank you so much❤

The blue-haired guy at 5:30 is named Destiny and he's so great at breaking down how illogical the Pearl Davises and Andrew Tates of the world really are. In her little podcast he systematically breaks down all of her talking points and it's hilarious to see. Same goes for the televised debate at the beginning of the video where human rights attorney Brooke Goldstein points out every hypocrisy in this woman's argument. The most damning is that by Pearl's own logic, she should be chucked away on a commune somewhere with no audience or influence, but clings so desperately to relevancy that she's even a laughing stock to the men she's trying to endear herself toward