Steven Seagal's Attrition Is So Bad It Ruined His Career 30 Years Prior - Worst Movie Ever
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Published 2024-01-19
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All Comments (21)
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The fact that there is a YT channel majorly dedicated to shitting on Steven Seagal just makes me happy. There are few people alive today that deserve this honor more than him
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The fact that Seagal is literally acting like heβs Ip Man is beyond hilarious
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"Run all you want, there's no escaping the human penguin" π
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"Stop asking questions. Just go along with it so he'll leave" ππ€£π
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I'm not 100% convinced these subtitles were in this Seagal movie..... That said, I am 100% convinced that these subtitles are better than what was probably in this Seagal movie.
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Old man: Seven young girls have gone missing Seagal: I don't answer questions without my attorney present
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As a Chinese, i have to say all those scenes of characters speaking Chinese have incredibly stiff, awkward and unnatural delivery. Feels like Seagal wrote their rubbish dialogue, threw it into google translate and made the actors say whatever it produced.
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Fun fact: Steven Seagal has been: 1. Chinese 2. Native American 3. Black 4. Russian 5. Italian 6. Jamaican 7. White 8. Japanese 9. Mongolian 10. Thai
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As soon as I hear, "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE" it's free dopamine. Thanks Space Ice
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To be fair to Seagull, he only signed up because he thought it was called nutrition.
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No visit to a strip club? What kind of Seagal movie is this?
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There are actually three things that anyone who's worked with Seagal on set can tell you. 1) He's a creep. 2) He'll likely self-defecate after getting knocked unconscious by his own stuntmen. 3) His footstep sounds when penguin-waddling are identical to Pingu's.
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"we know you spray your hair", space ice professional chinese translator π
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Adding in the squishy step sound effects is a whole new level of Seagal-slandering Space Ice pettiness that I am entirely here for.
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4:54 Why have you come? "It is you who will come... " LMAO
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"...is the Steven Seagal, mega block-buster hit movie, where he showed the world" NEVER gets old!
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Give this dude a humanitarian achievement award for enabling truckloads of healing laughter far & wide on YouTube.
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If you ever feel regret for a decision you've made, you can always take comfort in knowing that someone out there right now is financing a Steven Segal movie.
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11:10 "I'm going to wrap myself up as a mummy while riding around on a skateboard and beating the curse on a technicality." ππππππππ MY FAVORITE FORM OF
