Twitter Pick-Up Artists
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Published 2021-11-30
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All Comments (21)
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I like his videos but I just wish his face was different
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Someone on twitter once said: garbage men and pickup artists should trade names
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"Master Opener of Women" sounds like a poorly translated description of Jack the Ripper
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How horrified would these straight guys be if they came across gay men trying these same tactics on them?
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Pickup artists should learn the art of picking up a phone and contacting a therapist.
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walks up to woman in store, sweating profusely “doritos? d- do you like them?”
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“How do you open?” Coroner: “obviously a Y-incision.”
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It's so funny that the joke responses to the first tweet and the ACTUAL responses have such a difference in how they're written. The joke ones have good punctuation and wording and the genuine ones look like they're written by a 7 year old lol
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Honestly the joke responses would have actually worked on me waaay better than the actual ones
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It's crazy because every single thing these dudes say about women is extreme projecting; being easily manipulated, emotionally unstable, sex driven, etc
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Guy: treats woman like a child Girl: doesn’t want to date a person who treats them like a child Guy: “why are all women so triggered?”
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just because a woman is somewhere outside of her house doesn't mean she is inviting you to hit on her like how are these men so stupid
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Why would you admit to desperately wanting sex with someone you believe has the development of a child
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Imagine writing "SEXCALATION SYSTEM" with a straight face.
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these pickup artists are literally just y/n and these girls are the fictional characters they’re obsessing over
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Remember boys, this is a man who has a wife already. Listen to him.
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My favorite opener was "Hey... You guys like toothpaste?" It wasn't a sexy opener it was just so unexpected and really funny.
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Ah yes, the three emotions women value 1. Fun 2. Intrigue 3. Good emotions
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"Pick up art" is just another way of saying sexual harassment 99.999% of the time
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As a trans person I can confirm that they taught me womanese when I was inducted into the hall of womanhood
