Do Not Watch This Episode | The Yard
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Published 2023-12-07
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This week, the boys talk about what would happen if they recorded a terrible episode, which pro-games match to professional sports, and how Ludwig and Slime had an argument over Valorant LIVE... (Episode 125)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:28 - kissinger pack
00:01:30 - welcome back to the yard
00:01:50 - morning podcasts
00:02:15 - ludwig doesn't want to play valorant with aiden
00:03:21 - our DnD session
00:04:19 - we had a fight
00:07:16 - the boosting allegations
00:09:03 - slime's calendar has been hacked
00:09:50 - QT's assistant is better at valorant than all of us
00:11:50 - slime & ludwig talk about their valorant match
00:13:20 - comms
00:15:15 - slime has been boxing
00:18:12 - each of our roles on the podcast
00:19:05 - slime's coach is just like him
00:21:05 - the boys yell at otto for a bit
00:21:50 - slime hasn't been taking care of his son
00:27:40 - g2 carlos
00:28:30 - Manscaped!
00:31:04 - the digiorno fleece
00:31:54 - we went on fear&
00:34:02 - what would happen if we recorded a terrible episode?
00:35:50 - podcast drafting season and swapping out podcast members
00:37:01 - 'the nick'
00:38:50 - COD brought back game chat
00:40:16 - crime or cringe?
00:45:20 - nick's result in the COD tournament
00:47:13 - 'inhuman reactions by aiden calvin'
00:48:11 - Factor!
00:50:13 - aiden got owned in a melee match
00:51:10 - slime went 0-2
00:52:25 - lethal company
00:53:49 - guy infiltrates a guild and gets them all killed...
00:56:14 - the yard plays lethal company
00:56:52 - who is the biggest guy you'd fight for your girlfriend?
01:01:07 - meundies!
01:03:39 - nick is addicted to COD
01:04:44 - ludwig nearly worked for CMG
01:06:45 - the streets are saying nicks team cheated
01:09:18 - nadeshots chat
01:09:59 - playing with scump
01:12:29 - COD players are the baseball players of esports
01:14:02 - matching esports to each sport
01:15:41 - biggest sports in the world
01:16:34 - babe ruth
01:18:20 - google sucks now
01:20:17 - mythbustrs hole
01:23:30 - how ludwig leaked slimes balls
01:30:58 - thanks for watching
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All Comments (21)
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bro. aiden in an older video talked about how crazy it was that henry kissinger was still alive AND SLIME DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE WAS
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I was waiting for Nick to say “I’m Henry Kissing-girls” and I’m sad it didn’t happen
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I'm so glad the yard boys agreed that incest is, in fact, a crime (and therefore cannot be cringe)
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50:14 that’s me!! This crew is the reason I’m known in Smash ROFL ❤️🔥
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1:19:30 my favorite yard bits are the ones where the joke is so good that aiden starts chuckling really hard to himself and occasionally tries to add something but he just can't get through it because of how funny he finds the concept
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It feels so surreal to see Nick escalate from making fun of Juvey to casually 3-0'ing Nadeshot in tournament
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1:05:40 This was my favorite moment of the podcast. I LOVE when one of the guys says something that stops everyone else dead in their tracks. Pure Gold.
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crazy how weve watched ludwig get a nicotine addiction in real time
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Its funny because they normally want us to watch the episode. The Yard raises the bar for comedy once again.
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The reverse psychology really working on me
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Hearing the announcers yell one of your friends names when it’s not him in a comp match is so damn funny to me
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Them teasing dnd is killing me. I hope they do at least one video of them playing through a sesh
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I love Aiden's "hmm?" everytime someone says something he doesn't want to acknowledge because I do the same thing when I say fucked up shit and someone calls me on it
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To all my fellow zoomers that might not know why Kissinger is probably the worst monster in recent history, look up Behind the Bastard's 6 part series on all the monstrous things Kissinger did in his life, you're going to think it's imposible for a person to deserve hell more than him and you'll realize that you're not even at episode 4.
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Nick is the best sexist of all time.
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The “I need to get to DIAMOND in ONE HOUR or I KILL MYSELF” stream is gonna go crazy
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the fear& bit is just so spot on
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The Yard plays Lethal Company would kick ass
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as someone who doesnt play valo or watch it usually i think the valo talk is fine, its pretty easy to grasp and as long as the convo hasnt been played out 100 times the vibes are still good
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Did not expect to hear a Bloody Nine reference on this podcast, that took me aback for a second
