I speedrun Peggle, but Twitch Chat shoots half my shots

THIS IS A PEGGLE-ONLY CHANNEL NOW, PEGGLE IS THE NEW META I LOVE PEGGLE #PEGME

Shoutout to the mod that approved a 7 hour speed run with control swapped between thousands of people while they talk about trading the streamer to basketball teams, magic hat and sexy mommy squid

Twitch chat is legitimately hitting some of the nuttiest shots, like no regular human would take those shots, but Twitch chat knows all

I love how DougDoug comes off like a frustrated parent sometimes.
"Fine, fine, I'll buy a magic hat, but only if you get an A on your peggle test."

5:07 “You guys have two balls, one peg.”
Yeah, that’s how it usually works

I love how when it comes to Peggle, twitch chat’s wrath is satiated. They stop trying to troll Doug. They stop kidding around. Peggle unites man and twitch chat and I think that’s beautiful

"Why did they make the squid sexy?"

I don't know why but that line made me laugh uncontrollably.

"They're tricking you into thinking something exciting is happening because there's a wheel and you guys are gambling addicts" Twitch Chat got called out

Okay but I genuinely don’t think a single human being could ever pull off that shot at 11:56, only Twitch Chat could achieve that

10:40 People compare Twitch Chat to monkeys at a typewriter.
But between this shot and them stealing all of the stars in Mario Party, they’re writing Shakespeare far too often for it to be random.

Twitch Chat has evolved beyond humanity. They’re the product of thousands of monkeys performing a fusion dance, achieving levels of intelligence that we can’t possibly comprehend.
Their plans are grand, stealing the spotlight. But their plays are calculated to the millimetre, ensuring that when it matters, they never make a fool of themselves.
Divided they fall, but united they stand.

They are Alphabet Crew, and you can’t fathom their power.

I really like when Doug actually gets in he leaderboards despite taking 5hours longer than the next best attempt. It makes me feel happy.

Chat was too focused on the magic hat they forgot they made the hat magic.

I've watched this video three times, and will never get over 15:04, with Doug unenthusiastically murmuring "splace blast..."

Title should be “The protagonist speedruns Peggle, but as a penalty Doug takes half the shots”

This proves two points:
1. Twitch chat is very good a Peggle
2. Claude is just a menace

pros and cons of twitch chat as a peggle player

pros
- absolutely insane
- hits seemingly impossible shots

cons
- magic hat

10:39 is the most ridiculous shot I've ever seen! And fired by Twitch chat too, absolutely insane

This video also has the alternate title of “Twitch Chat sells Doug to every sports team that has ever existed, then he takes them to Apple Bees”.

that shot at 10:38 was NUTSSSSSSS

It's like Doug is the father of Chat and wants them to marry the owl but Chat is in love with Magic Hat