Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department ALBUM REVIEW

If Taylor would have dropped this album in the 1830s but without all the racists you would have given it a 10

We got Taylor Swift saying Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto and Down Bad before GTA 6

She needs to stop working with jack antinoff and work with metro boomin for her next album

“There’s a difference between enjoying Taylor's albums for their music and their performances and their narratives, or enjoying them because you're deeply entrenched in the Taylor-verse and your obsessively combing through the lyrics on each song like the convoluted plot of the 30th marvel sequel” Bingo

Charlie Puth should not be a bigger artist

I have nothing against Taylor or her fans but I want her to make a rap album just to see how far her fans will defend her

My problem with Taylor is that her older music is written better and more mature than everything she releases now.

Melon about to get death threats from millions of people who hate seasoned food.

Wow without a low rating we'll never get to find out Anthony's home address now

The Tortured Listeners Department

Anthony after pissing off Kanye fans and Swifties in the same year: I'm playing on both sides so that I will always come out on top

Can you remember amy winehouse? Her lyrics in conveying a story with subtle metaphors was unmatched, so succinct and beautiful a true poet

Anthony obviously didnt pick up the nuances in lyrics like “touch me while your bros play gta”

A dude who's messed with Kanye West fans in 2024 has nothing to fear and nothing to lose from swifties

Great point about this album feeling like a 30th marvel sequel. As a Taylor fan but not a marvel fan this really helped me understand how regular people probably feel about this album and other taylor swift lore/works lately. Even as a fan I didn't love this album. If anything I caught myself trying to untangle who the songs are about because they were so dull on their own that i quickly switched to their pop-cultural value instead of their artistic value. it's a shame but taylor has a history of self correcting and i hope thats what she'll do after this album cycle. fingers crossed

I'd be excited to see her collaborate with someone other than Jack tbh.

Artists like Taylor Swift and Kanye West continue to push the boundaries of what a “fantano” review can be👍

Would’ve been a 10 if it was called to torture a poet

Nobody this rich and famous will be immune to becoming a narcissist. She was bound to implode.

I didn’t know Taylor Swift released a new album (yes I might live under a rock) till I was watching the local news and for some reason they decided to use a clip of this video to talk about the public response to the album. The whiplash I got seeing your face on news was bizarre, so here I am!