Alien Students Learn Why Earth is called a Deathworld | Best HFY Stories
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All Comments (21)
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Thanks!
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Can't date space lizard, Can't respawn our lizards... Humankind can't have shit in the galaxy 😂
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Ngl humans being so horny over the alien dragon girls that they scared the entire species is probably the most realistic thing I've seen in a HFY story so far.
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"Humans are banned from bringing back the giant lizards" dang, it didnt even take them five seconds to know the first thing we would do with revival tech is remake jurassic park
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"Half the landing party has left the mission and has yet to return" Damn who let the bards out
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What do you think of Larissa, our new narrator?
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“The humans are banned from bringing back the giant lizards” That just makes us want to do it more
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Revival tech... exist Humanity: I'm gonna have me a pet pack of Tyrannosaurus Rexes and Velociraptors Aliens: NO! Humanity: Party Poopers
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"Aww comeon just one tyrannosaurus!" - Some human probably
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Man, they didn’t even tell them about how not only did we keep the poisonous plants, but we even eat some of them and bred others to produce more of it cause we found the flavor and pain they produce to be appealing.
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Alien: We removed all dangerous creatures from our planet so we can safely evolve and be our best. Human: That's nice. We keep dangerous creatures alive so they can remove the stupid/weak of us allowing the rest to evolve without fear of them polluting the gene pool. We call it 'Winning a Darwin Award'.
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I honestly couldn't stop laughing at the "They were banned from bring back the giant lizards immeditly" as we all know that was done as soon as we learned the Yorpil could have revival tech and started to draw up plans for Jurassic Park
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This didn't even mention the poison dart frogs, venomous spiders snakes scorpions, bees and wasps... The big scary predators aren't even the worst things..
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Me: We have death sports?😮 Teacher: 'explains list of sports' Me: Oh, we do have death sports😂
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omg a draconic alien race. Sounds cute~! We love dragons, a dragon teacher would really do well for human students.
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Rimiki: Humans also enjoy consuming controlled amounts of toxic beverages at many social gatherings and celebrations. Though there have been many instances of humans dying from consuming these beverages to excess. Student: Wait... you mean humans... drink toxins?? FOR FUN?!?! Rimiki:
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Sport where you die: spelunking, deep diving, jump with a parachute... Fiorentini: i laugh in calcio fiorentino
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Like dinosaurs are the only terrifying species to bringback. We had 300lb battlewolfs(Epicyon) in North America. Perfect companions for exploring the galaxy.
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Humans: Vibing Aliens:😱
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Wait until she starts describing Australia, where EVERYTHING is trying to kill you 😂