MAXIMUM CRINGE Programming Language Tier List | Prime Reacts

Hey everyone. I know you all are hot and bothered by this, but this was a masterclass trolling by the guy and it was cringe to the max to watch and i am proud of that. so please keep it nice in the comments :)

The irony of JS being god tier because the Web wouldn't be the same without it and PHP having it's own below trash tier.

Watching Prime in 1.75x, watching Mr. cringe in 1.75x = blazingly fast

Imagine putting C, the mother of all programming languages, the language that was used to write the linux, windows, and macos kernes, the language that was used to create the compilers/interpreters for most of the languages on that list, the language that is the reason python feels as it does today, in meh tier, and then putting god damn js in god tier

It's cute that he says that he would code in Haskell and Rust. As if these languages would even let themselves be coded by someone like him.

“Why would you write in C++ when you can write in JavaScript?” was my favourite take of the video. Chef kiss.

So he basically put frontend languages on top, backend languages on bottom, all right.

Imagine the mental tantrum Linus Torvalds would have if he saw this list.

Dude saying ruby has alot of abstractions while putting JavaScript in god tier is the stupidist thing anyone has ever said.

As a guy who wakes up saying I'm going to write some Java, I'm upset 😂😂

a tier list is useless without holy c

I used VB6 about 30 years ago. So long as you didn't want to stray from the default controls, it wasn't a bad UI creation tool. We did the data handling in C (I can't remember the exact variant, but it handled large data sets) and the maths computation in Fortran, then tied it all together using a VB front-end with Win 3.1 SDK calls to improve the speed of the 3D rendering. Huge step up in user-experience over the previous DOS based command-line tool.

I once wrote a production application in visual basic that piggy backed distributed Excel documents downloaded from a CMS server. The purpose of the program was to take a data dump in xlsx format, read it, and dynamically fill in paperwork (in excel) based on that data. It saved the company somewhere in the neighborhood of 200-300k annually. I would be willing to bet they are still using it today - 5 years later.

I mean clement apparently made this to piss off as many people as possible and it worked haha

Putting C in the Meh category is a crime against Humanity. Literally every piece of Hardware and software depends on it

Thank you for your content. I’m a career switcher at 40 and watching or hearing some many opinions about different languages and or frameworks is a real mess when you try to learn. Just want to say that thanks to your very objective points of view I understand better programming in general, even if your videos are often to advance for me 😅, and also with your great sense of humor. Kind of rare to see YouTubers that are doing it for the best of the community, transmitting a real love for programming, and not only to be famous. So a huge thanks I just enjoy a lot!!!

Back in my day if you said CSS or HTML is a programming language you would have been thrown directly in the nearest programmer bin.

Its pretty clear the guy loves Javascript and has never bothered to pick up any other language but did hear a lot of opinions on those other languages by people who also never tried them.

I feel like if I had done the same ranking after my first year of studying CS the outcome would be similar. Strong opinions on everything, despite no experience at all in said topics.

2:37 i think the tier list boom on youtube was started by (people trying to copy) TierZoo. in the TierZoo context the strange color order makes much more sense, since you now put the most powerful and dangerous animals in the red tier and the weakest most harmless animals in the green tier