my followers turned against me

Danny showing a picture of kurtis and calling him an "old hag" is making me laugh way harder than it's supposed to

You did raise an army Danny. You should have known there would be a war.

i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.

I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any YouTuber. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-

That artist rendition of Kurtis being worried about Danny going missing is honestly so amazing. It’s a perfect drawing of him

Danny's haircut makes him look even younger hes just ageing backwards at this point

I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)

Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.

i saw this day coming, drew's fanbase was bound to turn against him, being called 'stinkers' is truly enraging

I'm ashamed of my critical thinking skills. I didn't even notice the couch until Danny pointed it out.

"You know, maybe if they had me on their side, they'd know how to fucking spell." I almost died.

hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.

"Maybe if people had me on their side, they'd be able to fucking spell, that's all I have to say." Me too Danny, that's my only contribution. 😂

I can't believe Danny tried to get rid of the shelf without any mention, this is truly the most shocking political scandal since watergate.

The fact that danny genuinely has an entry in the villains wiki makes me so happy

The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude

as a member of the sleep paralysis community, i agree, danny is officially our sleep paralysis demon.

man i cant believe greg is getting so silly and goofy, it's truly a kneeslapper

“Luckily some considerate Gregs climbed onstage and carried me off…” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read

I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along