101 Rodney Dangerfield 1 liners
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Published 2019-09-14
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“One time a girl called me up on the phone and said, Come on over there’s nobody home.....so I went over and there was nobody home!”
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Rodney's secret: the necktie is a joke dispenser
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This man was hilarious. I'm dying over here. Whenever I feel low I just watch me some Rodney Dangerfield.
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That tie knot adjustment should be trademarked. Legend.
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"Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bottle of Viagra pills in my toilet now the lid won't stay down." LOL
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17yrs ago today we lost this genius 🌹RIP Rodney🌹 Love and miss you!!!!!
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The REAL King of the One-Liners.
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The late great Rodney Dangerfield.
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You know you're a legend, when your so called doctor is more famous than most comedians.
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There is no one like this guy in comedy. I can only pray to god for a sequel like him.
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“My wife can’t cook at all. The backyard, the flies chipped in to help fix the screen door.”
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When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days
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🙏RIP Rodney Dangerfield 🙏🌹
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My dad asked me how old I was, i told him i was 7, he said when i was your age i was 8
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"I was so ugly my mother breast fed me through a straw." - Mr. Dangerfield
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“I GET NO RESPECT!” 🤣🤣 RIP, he was a legend
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any joey diaz fans will recognise this as his inspiration as his delivery is very similar to that of Dangerfields as thats who he recalls looking up to at a younger age
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I'm glad I found this page ...last week was rough I tell ya . I was in rough shape last week.
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"My wife, she's a strict vegetarian. In fact, when I met her she was grazing on the lawn." Dammmmmmmmn
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So many amazing jokes! Feel overdosed :) He is one of my personal favourite!
