Is Varli Ok?

"Love more, hate less" "Love more, hate less" kills daughter for being in love

This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.

I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny

Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?

I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.

Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.

"RUN! Baby Aira RUN!" "Mom, I am already running" got me dying 💀💀

Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing

Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic

varli: “bye daughter” the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”

Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD

Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.

“Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “STOP!”

are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."

Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!

Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.

It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters

Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar

5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM

2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"