Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #28
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Published 2024-07-19
So listen up dummies, our building gets hot in the summer. Real hot. It's also freezing cold in the winter, but that's besides the point. It was a hot day. Stuffy and smelled like balls. Yet we managed to suffer for you the audience. These tapes were not the best, but something rather special happens at the end of this episode. Believe it if you will. Or don't we don't care. We witnessed a miracle before our very sweaty eyes. Rich Evans has a gift, damn it! But what was this feat of amazement performed by one Richard T. Evans? Don't skip to the end to find out you shitheads. Watch the whole thing as it needs to be set up properly. You'll never be more impressed with the ending to a YouTube video!
Now, to speak on a topic unrelated to this vadio. Jay Bauman is running his own pseudo-medical practice on the dark web. He calls it a "consultation therapy business" he gets paid in Vlemmo and PayGal (dark web currencies) or gets paid in cypto called SatanCoin. Unaware crypto is no longer a thing, Bauman foolishly still accepts payment in this form for his "Services". What a clown! He's made hundreds of millions of dollars with nothing but a folding chable and a K-Mart photo background. He'll rub your skull and send good vibes from your neck down to your spine (or loins) I'm still unsure of what he's doing in that dungeon, but I plan to find out! I've enlisted the help of my grandma. She's 104, but she's down to help me investigate. I've set her up with an account on the dark web (GrandmaLuv48324) and she's emailed Dark Bauman. Bauman responded and said that he'll rub her skull till she Benjamin Buttons all over his tarp (whatever that means) Dark Bauman claims to have powers. He claims to know how to massage your skull bones to make you smarter, younger, more successful, or to enjoy Star Wars Acolyte. I doubt these powers of his, but I'm willing to risk my dear Nana's life on it. It he presses too hard on her old skull and kills her then I'll sue him and he'll be forced to pay me cash money via Vlemmo (Ha! A company I made so I also receive the commission fee!) this plan is perfect.
All Comments (21)
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Mike Stoklasa: anti gambling, pro smoking, neutral on sex cults.
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Rich guessing Mike's number correctly once again proves he is the main character of the universe
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"That man never touched a salad in his life." And just like that, Rich beat Mike mercilessly in the duel of comebacks
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That ending was an all-time great RLM moment. Mike baffled and frustrated that he couldn’t prove what just happened to the viewers, and Rich HOPING nobody would believe it because he doesn’t want their viewers to believe goddamn anything on the internet. Absolutely perfect.
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Mike's character arc going from "The lottery is for fucking idiots and is impossible" all the way to him genuinely screaming "RICH YOU GOTTA GO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET!" is peak storytelling you just don't see in Hollywood nowadays
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Jack referring to Tay Zonday as Zendaya is already one of the funniest things in RLM history
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“I’m about to perform a maneuver called the Kermit” that line had me 💀
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“Why is my luck so fucking weird” the years of pain in that statement was tangible
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I believe the accurate number guess was real because Mike would never pass up an opportunity to yell "Wrong!" in Rich's face.
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Tim's untimely death prevented Jay from getting to his bowling match.
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"To win at the lottery, I suggest you just pick numbers that come up more frequently." Quality advice!
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“Forty…” “WRONG” God I love these guys.
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"Do you remember Jimmy the Scot?" That's the stupidest question ever. OF COURSE I REMEMBER JIMMY THE SCOT.
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The "guess the number" sequence has to be the most thrilling piece of entertainment YouTube has to offer!
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I like the image of Mike and Jay laughing out loud in the quiet theater watching "Longlegs", during the "pick a number between 1 and 100" scene.
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That picking a number between 1-100 is the most effective way to show the futility of playing the lotto that I have ever seen. Simple and effective.
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Friday afternoon, lying in my cheap children's pool, beer in one hand, phone in the other. What a nice day.
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Jack's "Good" response to Bryan Singer's death was perfect😂
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Freaking love when Jack's on. Dude's such a loveable goof.
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Jack bringing out the note pad is proof he's the absolute BEST 4th chair.
