food fight

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Cucumbernimbus

“Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved was 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮"

I remember my school's food fight, someone threw a chicken nugget and the entire cafeteria erupted into pure chaos.

Someone started a 1000 person food fight at my highschool when I was in senior year, wasn't my period of lunch and I wasn't even at school that day. Every student got automatically assigned detention.

Someone: *accidentally spills mashed potatoes* Ice Cream Sandwich: FLASHBACKS

I took my first ever bribe in 2nd grade. There was a boy breaking a rule, I told him I was going to tell the teacher. He gave me $1 and I figured it's not that hard to keep my mouth shut.

The closest thing I’ve been to in experiencing a food fight is when I stepped on a bag of grapes and went flying backwards like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel. The food fought me, and I lost

Some girl: gets brain damage The principal(s): “PUNISHED!!!” 👍

I hate when they say: “EvErY ONe iS pUnIsHeD”, I remember when our entire class had to go to detentions in break cause on some student misbehaving in class.

Its all fun and games until someone starts throwing durians

someone yelled foodfight on the last day of my sophomore year of high school in 2009 and not a single person even reacted, feelsbadman

Food fights happened a lot at my school and I would always feel bad for the janitors because they were always so nice to us. And I got hit with a milk...

MY FOOD FIGHT STORY: > Dude jumps up on the table! > He shouts “FOOD FIGHT!!!” > He chucks 6 rolls one after another in every direction!! > ... > ... silence ... > nobody moves > teachers walk up to him, and he slowly climbs off the table before being escorted out of the cafeteria.

"You should never tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom. Because they CAN. And they WILL." -TheOdd1sOut

There’s never been a straight-up food fight since the beginning of the two years I’ve been at my high school because there’s always teachers and janitors stalking about in between the tables just WAITING for something like that to happen, but during freshman class year, I was collectively whacked by an airborne sandwich, two cheese sticks, and I THINK a soggy green bean (or was that this year?), all on different days spanning over they whole year. If that isn’t funny enough as is, then the funniest part was that the group of kids responsible were never aiming for me in the first place; they had such crappy aim that it’d always hit me instead of whoever I was sitting next to. It became such a laughable reoccurrence that eventually my friends jokingly referred to me as the appointed food fight bodyguard of the friend group. Thank goodness it hasn’t escalated much further than chucking small pieces of inedible school lunch food between tables (other than ACTUAL fights, obviously).

3:48 I'm not sure why, but the sudden "Cucumbernumbous" combined with the reverb sound nearly killed me.

The reason teachers punish big groups even if half of them didn’t do anything, is because they’re too lazy to find the actual culprits.

It's hard to explain, but throwing grapes is really satisfying.

This story reminds me of a time when me, my class and my sister's class all went on a camping trip and on day two during dinner when the teacher who planned the trip was trying to get everyone's attention, but some students were trying to leave early, so they thought that punishing everyone would be a smart choice [I forgot what the punishment was], and I said "Typical school tactic, punish everyone instead of finding the actual trouble makers" and one of my classmates said "exactly".