The Crypto Scamming Pastor
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Published 2024-02-19
edited by @jakeshotfriend
All Comments (21)
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He was told that he should 'pray for people' but he heard he should 'prey on people'
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Funny how he missed the court hearing. Misshearing is what got him into the whole mess in the first place.
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"I misheard God" is the new "The Devil made me do it".
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As it says in the bible, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God (but I'll make an exception for Eli and his INDXcoin)"
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Bro straight up confusing his gambling impulses for divine intervention
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“is he running from some previous con?” YES!!! DANNY PLEASE LOOK INTO IT, he fully admits in interviews he used to be a really high level car thief and forger and went to prison for it!
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Him blaming God is giving "the woman YOU give me forced me to eat the apple" energy
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I'm not religious but I have to believe there's a special place in hell for supposed "faith leaders" who use their position and religion to scam others and enrich themselves. Those type of pastors could not be more antithetical to Jesus' teachings. It's sickening how common that type of thing is in evangelical churches especially
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God very clearly in the Bible gives a commandment to not steal “I think God is telling me to steal…”
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im gonna start using this as an excuse for every mistake i make. " I just misheard god :("
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As a Christian, saying God told me im allowed to do things is my favorite joke. “God says im allowed to lie” “God says im allowed to commit tax evasion”
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I will never forget the time I was staying with my aunt and she took me with her to her church and pastor was up there, in a tailored suit and designer sunglasses which he never took off, telling the congregation that they were being selfish because the church hadn't received as many gifts that month as they had the month before. Man was up there sounding like Dudley Dursley, and yet my aunt then took me into town to buy pastor an expensive handkerchief. This shit is rampant in black churches 😵💫
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I can’t believe a pastor would exploit their congregation financially
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"Abraham, spread my word and prove there is no need for false idols. Noah, gather up two of every animal and build a gigantic boat. Mary, I want you to carry the saviour of humanity." And then God turns to another man and says, "Eli, I have a different task for you."
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"So it's like a Ponzi Scheme..." congrats, Danny! You have just accurately described the entirety of crypto and NFTs!!
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“We were sowing all this money” is such a gross statement. What a scumbag
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As a christian, I hate it when I mishear God and accidentally orchestrate a cryptocurrency scam 😔 Edit: To the few people making fun of christianity and insulting people for being christian in my replies, let’s please respect each other’s beliefs. Nobody deserves to be disrespected and told their religion is a “fairy tale”, let’s love one another and not break each other down. It’s not many people but I figured it warranted being called out.
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Imagine going to church and instead of putting money in the donation basket, you buy the pastor's crypto
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“To sow your seed” is evangelist talk for pay per blessing or give your money plant it so it can grow into a bigger amount. You hear it all the time with these mega church pastors. It really is sickening
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A church taking your money? Never...
