The Thing I HATE About Elves

sanest dwarf in the world:

Same Pelinal, same

dwarfs have alot of things right. drinking for fun. mining and hating elves.

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"The empire lost skyrim when the emperor outlawed the worship of mighty Talos at the tip of an aldmeri sword" Really liked the video. Although elder scrolls is the secret end boss of fantasy settings so i know only so much information could be told here

Elf enjoyer here just wanting to understand the hate. i don't want to count the amount of friendships that were irreparably wounded by me saying "i think elves are neat." or something of the same inoffensive vibe. did not put down any other fantasy races. didn't talk shit about what they liked. they just got strangely aggro at the mention of someone liking elves when the topic of "favorite fantasy races" got brought up.

Dark elf fire magic comes from their ancestor worship, and they will recieve blessings from these ancestors ie. Magical powers/protection, this meaning ALL ancestors as in grandpa, great grandpa all the wey back to 30 times great grandpa

We need timestamps on this! Also Discworld Elves are up there in the top worst elves too!

I agree all of your points.

You quit during Legion? Aw man. You missed the best parts. But I can understand the hatred of the Elves, all the Elves. They suck.

I'd like you to learn about the lore of Lineage 2 mmo and their elves. I believe they are the only elves not responsible for fucking everything up! As short of an recap as I can give (spoilers): It started with the goddess of good and her husband the god of evil. They had 5 kids. Each got an element and each created a reace (besides the fifth kid. She got to play musci and do arts and crafts). So there was fire for orks, water for elves, earth for dwarve and air for bird-people. Humans were created when daddy evil asked for scraps from his kids to create the best of the races. Huans turned out to be pathetic anemic creatures good for nothing. So the elves took care of them and allowed them to be their servants. All was fine and well until evil daddy god decided to diddle his eldest daugter who was responsible for elves. When mommy good goddess found out, she got furious and banished her daughter and turned her skin grey. Half of the elves then turned into dark elves and allied with the orks to wage war on all. The 5th kid goddess was assigned the remaining good elves. The war was going bad until a frail king of humans clad in rags and a crown of branches offered the elves the assistance of his race in the war asking for the elves to teach humanity how to do magic. That turned the tide of war. After the war was done huans said "Whelp, its our time now!" and kicked the elves out of most of their land and started a religion that claimed that good mommy goddes created them and not evil daddy.

My favorite elves are the Hylians from Legends of Zelda

Ima be real, I've listened up to the Dragon Age breakdown. Most of your gripes come from having a surface level understanding of the topic and are explained in the lore of their respective universes with maybe the exception of Warhammer. It's fine to dislike elves but your rant rings of simply being half versed on most of em.

I hate the elf immortality with the doing nothing in every setting..