Happy World Laughter Day! xD

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2020-05-03に共有
ᴡᴀʏs ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ:
(^∇^)Watch a comedy movie/tv show/video
(^ν^)Chat with funny people (while physically distancing of course) online or offline!
(°▽°) Search up things to make you laugh!
However, I can’t say that they’ll all work lel
ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ʟᴀᴜɢʜ:
♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ Stay happy!
( ̄∇ ̄) Don’t make it too obvious that you want them to laugh
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Show them something funny or do a fun activity with them!
(≧∇≦)Find some jokes to share to lighten up their day!

Here’s some duck jokes to quack you up:
1. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?
Firequackers!
2. At what time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
3. What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber duck!
4. What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
5. What did the duck detective say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case!”
6. What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?
“Please put it on my bill.”
7. What do you see when a duck bends over?
Its butt-quack!
8. Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?
The outside.
9. What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!
10. Where do ducks go when they are sick?
To the ducktor.
11. What do ducks like to eat with soup?
Quackers.
12. What shows do ducks watch on television?
Duckumentaries.
13. What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Duckula.
14. What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese?
Fowl weather!
15. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Because its’s too far to waddle.
16. What do you call a clever duck?
A wise quacker.
17. Why do ducks quack? Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.
18. Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk?
He tripped on a quack!
19. Why did the duck get arrested?
For selling quack.