Cave Johnson
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About Cave Johnson
Hello to all, Cave Johnson here. If you're reading this message, you're probably discernibly hostile or you just want to peek through the founder of Aperture's profile. I don't post here often, seeing as how I have less-than-ideal matters in my hands, not to mention the nagging and biting coming from those damned government officials telling me to eliminate my social media. Well, I can do you one better than that. How about NO? You can stick your NDAs up your squeaky clean asses. That's how we roll here at Aperture. Cave Johnson out.